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#H-2 You're just jealous that the voices talk
to me
(11 available) |
#H-3 Cleverly disguised as a responsible
adult
(3 available) |
#H-4 I'm not a complete idiot - some
parts are missing
(5 available) |
#H-5 I put the FUN in dysfunctional
(4 available) |
#H-6 Impersonating a sane person
(18 available) |
#H-7 Warning! I have an attitude
and I know how to use it
(11 available) |
#H-8
"Duh"
(39 available) |
#H-9 Not the brightest crayon in the
box, now are we?
(62 available) |
#H-10 Nobody knows I'm Elvis
(4 available) |
#H-11 Don't annoy the crazy person
(19 available) |
#H-12 What am I doing out of bed?
(9 available) |
#H-13
"As Is"
(9 available) |
#H-14 When I snap, you'll be the first to go
(31 available) |
#H-15
Bad Hair Day
(18 available) |
#H-16 Boldly going nowhere
(19 available) |
#H-17 Baroque (adj): When you're out of
Monet
(15 available) |
#H-18 I'm a Musician, I can Handel it
(15 available) |
#H-19 My reality check bounced
(39 available) |
#H-20 Pardon me, do you have any cheap
yellow mustard?
(14 available) |
#H-21 Will work for latte
(106 available) |
#H-22 When the going gets tough, the
tough use duct tape
(14 available) |
#H-23 Your village called. Their
idiot is missing
(5 available) |
#H-24 I love aliens - they taste like
chicken
(10 available) |
#H-25 Your proctologist called.
They found your head
(17 available) |
#H-26 I used to have a handle on life,
but it broke
(5 available) |
#H-27 With friends like you, who needs
enemas
(18 available) |
#H-28 To save time, let's assume I know
everything
(10 available) |
#H-29 Friends help you move..real
friends help you move bodies
(7 available) |
#H-30 I'm one of those bad things that
happen to good people
(20 available) |
#H-31 You never see a motorcycle parked
outside a psychiatrist's office
(0 available) |
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#H-50 You've
Messed with the Wrong Woman! (Statue of Liberty, reference to 9-11)
(7 available) |
#H-51 Coffee, chocolate, men - some
things are just better rich
(18 available) |
#H-52 Women are not supposed to snore,
burp, sweat or pass gas; therefore we must complain or we will BLOW UP
(8 available) |
#H-53 Not all men are Islands...some are
atolls
(26 available) |
#H-54
A woman is like a teabag - you
can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water
(13 available) |
#H-55 If they can put one man on the
moon, why not put them all?
(29 available) |
#H-56 I am low on Estrogen and I have a
GUN
(8 available) |
#H-57 All I need to know about life I
learned from my girlfriend
(18 available) |
#H-58 Queen Mother
(12 available) |
#H-59 Why can't men get "Mad Cow
Disease"? Because they're pigs!
(20 available) |
#H-60 I'm not having hot flashes...I'm
having power surges
(56 available) |
#H-61 I still miss my ex-husband, but my
aim is getting better
(38 available) |
#H-62
When I am an old woman, I shall wear purple
(6 available) |
#H-63 Can I deduct my husband as a child
care expense?
(11 available) |
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