Sick twisted humor jewelry, very affordable & fun!  I'm sure you'll think of someone who needs one!

This is a line of humorous pins that reflects our world!  

Most are around 2"x2" but can vary.  They are made of heavy laminated card stock with a pin glued on back, (NOT bling bling jewelry, sturdily made just for FUN) designed for guys or gals, hats or lapels!  Pass them on to the next person it fits!  

Life's too short not to laugh...so enjoy the trip!

$4 for one, 

$3.75 ea. for two, 

$3.50 ea. for 3, 

#H-2 You're just jealous that the voices talk to me

#H-3  Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

#H-4  I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing

#H-5  I put the FUN in dysfunctional

#H-6  Impersonating a sane person

#H-7  Warning!  I have an attitude and I know how to use it

#H-8

"Duh"

#H-9  Not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we?

#H-10  Nobody knows I'm Elvis

#H-11  Don't annoy the crazy person

#H-12  What am I doing out of bed?

#H-13

"As Is"

#H-14 When I snap, you'll be the first to go

#H-15  

Bad Hair Day

#H-16  Boldly going nowhere

#H-17  Baroque (adj): When you're out of Monet

#H-18  I'm a Musician, I can Handel it

#H-19  My reality check bounced

#H-20  Pardon me, do you have any cheap yellow mustard?

#H-21  Will work for latte

#H-22  When the going gets tough, the tough use duct tape

#H-23  Your village called.  Their idiot is missing

#H-24  I love aliens - they taste like chicken

#H-25  Your proctologist called.  They found your head

#H-26  I used to have a handle on life, but it broke

#H-27  With friends like you, who needs enemas

#H-28  To save time, let's assume I know everything

#H-29  Friends help you move..real friends help you move bodies

#H-30  I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people

#H-31  You never see a motorcycle parked outside a psychiatrist's office

#H-50  You've Messed with the Wrong Woman! (Statue of Liberty, reference to 9-11)

#H-51  Coffee, chocolate, men - some things are just better rich

#H-52  Women are not supposed to snore, burp, sweat or pass gas; therefore we must complain or we will BLOW UP

#H-53  Not all men are Islands...some are atolls

#H-54  

A woman is like a teabag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water

#H-55  If they can put one man on the moon, why not put them all?

#H-56  I am low on Estrogen and I have a GUN

#H-57  All I need to know about life I learned from my girlfriend

#H-58  Queen Mother

#H-59  Why can't men get "Mad Cow Disease"?  Because they're pigs!

#H-60  I'm not having hot flashes...I'm having power surges

#H-61  I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is getting better

#H-62

When I am an old woman, I shall wear purple

#H-63  Can I deduct my husband as a child care expense?

#H-80  Women - the OTHER species

#H-81  My wife says I never listen to her..at least I THINK that's what she said

#H-82  Yes Dear

#H-83  If a man yells in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

#H-84    I still miss my ex-wife but my aim is getting better