JEWELRY

FOR THE PERSON WHO SAYS THEY HAVE IT ALL!!!

Yes, these lovely items are made by the residents of Maine during those long winters...makes you just want to move there, doesn't it?

Okay, we admit, these are NOT fossils but they BELONG in the Weird Poop category, I'm sure you agree.

Photos below are STOCK PHOTOS, if QUANTITIES are AVAILABLE.

#PP-1-1.  Milk duds?  Nope.  I'll give you a clue.  It's not something people eat.  These are MOOSE DROPPINGS EARRINGS!!  From the state of Maine .. now you know what happens during those long winters!  Wear them for a real hoot - I guarantee, they're fully dried, no smell, coated with polyurethane to be safe.  About 1" long.    

Silver-tone hypoallergenic French wires  (stock photo)

$10.00/pair  

#PP-1-2  Moose Poop earrings, about 1" long.  Gold-tone hypoallergenic French wires (stock photo)

$10.00/pair 

#PP-1-3  Moose Poop earrings in dangle CLIP!    (stock photo)

Earrings with sparkle!  Who says it doesn't shine!

Stones are inlaid unless described otherwise.  One of a kind, you would receive exactly what you see in the photo.  Gold or silver hypoallergenic French wires, as specified.

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Gold; Two Red rhinestones in each!

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Gold; Pink rhinestones

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Gold; 3 clear white rhinestones in each!

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Gold; Single earring, large clear white rhinestone

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Gold; Single earring, tiny gold HEART with rhinestone

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Gold; Single earring, high relief pronged clear white rhinestone

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Silver; Aurora borealis Austrian crystals

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Silver; Blue rhinestones

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Silver; Large clear white rhinestones

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Silver; Two red rhinestones in each

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Silver; Orange rhinestones

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Silver; Real sterling silver leaves with turquoise inlaid with black onyx, Native American

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Silver; Single earring, Large clear white rhinestone

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Silver; Single earring, large blue rhinestone

  

#PP1-69  Single earring, pink rhinestone 

#PP-2-1  Moose poop swizzle stick for your drink, what next?  (plastic shaft, real moose poop on top) (stock photo)

#PP-3-1  Moose poop TIE TACK (stock photo)

#PP3-50  Jumbo poop on silvertone keychain with loop  (stock photo)

#PP3-60  Jumbo poop on gold brass keychain with loop  (stock photo)

JUMBO real MOOSE POOP ORNAMENT (or outrageous pendant) on Victorian reproduction antiqued brass

Includes red cord through on permanent loop on back to hang as ORNAMENT OR just use the loop PENDANT backing to wear as flamboyant jewelry, the talk of the party!

One of a kind, unless quantities shown

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 Beautiful designed brass, poop on another brass circle, with faux pearl accents, item measures 3" diameter

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Beautifully designed brass with multi colored rhinestone 3 strands, poop on another brass circle.  3" diameter

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4-1/2" long x 1-7/8" wide, intricate designed brass; poop on teardrop brass; red opaque stone above, rhinestone angel on top; milk glass stones below, holly & bells accent in green/red below

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Beautifully designed brass with multi colored rhinestone 3 strands, poop on another brass circle.  3" diameter

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4-1/2" long x 1-7/8" wide, intricate designed brass; poop on teardrop brass; rhinestone angel above, Aurora borealis Austrian crystal dangle below

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4-1/2" long x 1-7/8" wide, intricate designed brass; poop on teardrop brass; ruby red & clear rhinestones above, pearls & rhinestones with drop pearl below

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Incredible natural HEART SHAPED moose poop; 4-1/2" long x 1-7/8" wide, intricate designed brass; poop on teardrop brass; angel playing drum with rhinestone ended drumsticks and rhinestone accent above

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Braided brass with teardrop brass inside; 3 red glass rhinestones below; 3" long x 2" wide

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Braided brass with teardrop brass inside; multi color glass rhinestone strands in 3 areas; 3" long x 2" wide

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Brass 5 pointed filigree star 4 1/8" diameter; poop on sunburst brass with green rhinestones on each point

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Brass 5 pointed filigree star 4 1/8" diameter; poop on sunburst brass with dangle pearls on 4 points, pearl & rhinestone top point; large dangle teardrop pearl below

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Brass 5 pointed filigree star 4-1/8" diameter; poop on sunburst brass with red opaque round rhinestones on each point

  

#PP4-13   Poop on Brass 5 pointed filigree star 4-1/8" diameter; with Aurora borealis Austrian crystal flowers on 4 points, red rhinestone top point

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Maple leaf, 2-1/4" long x 2" wide

(4 available)

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Long leaf 3" long x 1-1/8" wide 

(4 available)

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Victorian Bow  2-1/2" wide x 1-3/4" long

(3 available)

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8 pointed snowflake or star is a large 4" diameter; ruby red costume faceted glass on each point

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8 pointed snowflake or star is a large 4" diameter; genuine JADE and clear aqua blue glass stones alternating on the points

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8 pointed snowflake or star is a large 4" diameter; emerald green and lemon yellow costume glass stones alternating on the points

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Five pointed star, 4" diameter, with 5 genuine black onyx stones on each point

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Five pointed star, 4" diameter, with five silver flowers with rhinestone centers

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Butterfly with a yellow smiley face "poop angel", Glenn's finest humor

$36

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Long scrolled violin shaped brass 4" long x 1-3/4" wide, with two gold brass flowers and a red costume glass stone

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Long scrolled violin shaped brass 4" long x 1-3/4" wide, with two gold brass chevrons with faux pearls

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Long scrolled violin shaped brass 4" long x 1-3/4" wide, with 4 red rhinestones, and 2 silver flowers with red glass centers

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Long scrolled violin shaped brass 4" long x 1-3/4" wide, with Aurora borealis Austrian crystal flower on top, 4 color stone circle below it

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Long scrolled violin shaped brass 4" long x 1-3/4" wide, with emerald green & faux pearl accent, red rhinestones and green costume glass accent below

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Long scrolled violin shaped brass 4" long x 1-3/4" wide, with silver Christmas wreath, gold color holly berries

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Large heart 3" long x 2-1/2" wide with dark ruby red rhinestones

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Large heart 3" long x 2-1/2" wide with bright red rhinestones

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Sunburst brass 2" diameter, with baby blue rhinestones edging

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Sunburst brass 2' diameter with Canadian red maple leaf

$28

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Long scroll edged brass 2-3/4" long x 1-3/8" wide with two rhinestone accents

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Long scroll edged brass 2-3/4" long x 1-3/8" wide with Two V-shaped rhinestone accents

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Long scroll edged brass 2-3/4" long x 1-3/8" wide with apple green rhinestone accent above, and vanilla rhinestone bow accent below

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Long scroll edged brass 2-3/4" long x 1-3/8" wide with two rhinestone accents

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Butterfly with pink rhinestone and gold tone wreath

$36

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Butterfly with a silver tone heart with pink rhinestones in center and pink heart trim

$36

MOOSE POOP GARLAND!

One of a kind!

A full SIXTY-THREE INCHES LONG - 24 MOOSE POOP NUGGETS - (or the ULTIMATE POOP BELT/ NECKLACE, can be doubled up to wear). 

 WHAT A HOOT OF FUN to have at your holiday party, or for the finishing touch on your Christmas Tree!  Made of genuine moose poop, natural cow bone beads, and faceted red glass beads, on cotton cord, with hook ends.

$14 each

$10 each

$12 each

$18 each

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Moose poop necklace with three pieces for poop, 20" gold tone anodized aluminum necklace chain

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Moose poop necklace with three pieces for poop, 21" black anodized aluminum necklace chain with and clasp.

$26 each

 

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Moose poop necklace with five pieces for poop, 20" gold tone anodized aluminum necklace chain.

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Moose poop necklace with five pieces for poop, 20" black anodized aluminum necklace chain

$32 each

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Moose poop necklace with nine pieces for poop, 20" gold tone anodized aluminum necklace chain. Instead of being full of it, why not wear it!

#PP20-1

Moose poop necklace with nine pieces for poop, 20" black anodized aluminum necklace chain.

Here's Glenn wearing one of the new Jumbo 5-poop necklaces, hamming it up with the Gator voodoo doll

SINGLE POOP

on 20" black cord necklace.  You receive exactly what you see in the photo

$16 each

$24 each unless marked

JUMBO Moose poop necklace

Single poop

 On 20" gold tone anodized aluminum necklace chain.  You receive exactly what you see in the photo

On 20" black/silver tone anodized aluminum necklace chain.  You receive exactly what you see in the photo

JUMBO Multiple poop

$26 each

JUMBO Moose poop necklace with three pieces of poop, 20" black anodized aluminum necklace chain with silver tone jump rings and clasp.

JUMBO Moose poop necklace with three pieces of poop, 20" gold tone anodized aluminum necklace chain with silver tone jump rings and clasp.

#PP40-2B

$32 each

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JUMBO Moose poop necklace with five pieces of poop, 20" black anodized aluminum necklace chain with silver tone jump rings and clasp.

#PP41-2

JUMBO Moose poop necklace with five pieces of poop, 20" gold tone anodized aluminum necklace chain with silver tone jump rings and clasp.

SINGLE POOP

on 20" black cord necklace,  You receive exactly what you see in the photo

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Also from Maine.  The DRESS-UP petite version of the poop jewelry world (is that possible?) 

(stock photos)

Deer Poop Earrings

Average 3/8 to 1/2" long   $10/pr

Deer Poop Necklaces

(stock photo)

 $10 each

Cool Customer Diane (Illinois) shared a pic of the girls who won the Deer Poop jewelry.  They played a trivia game and if you got your question right, you could keep our gift or steal someone else's.  ALL the girls fought over this necklace and earrings.  Even some of the girls I thought would be grossed out were, instead, amazed by them.

Ashley on the left can't wait to take them back to college and show them off.  Amber (on the right) works at a store and loves it when someone comments on her pretty necklace.  Obviously, most people are pretty skeptical.  It's been great fun!  thank you again, I'm sure I'll have to order more for next Deer Camp.

POOP PRIZES FOR SCOUTS

These are photos of the boys rewarded with moose poop necklaces.  They will be able to cherish their memories of our Canadian trip every time they see these mementos.  I am most sorry to report I didn't get a picture of the group WEARING their moose poop necklaces.   In all of the excitement last night this is one thing that got missed.  

I can report the kids and the parents were amazed with the novelty and gesture. I can still see their expressions when I told them what the beads were; that will be one of my fond memories as well.

Mike

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Here is a photo of the whole group in Scout uniforms:

This is of "Ditka's Crew" after they had completed the most difficult 3/4 mile portage.  

and A DEDICATED COACH/TEACHER

found that his Track Team responded well to MOOSE POOP NECKLACES as PRIZES for jobs well done.  They become members of the Order of the Moose.  The parents cheered them on with just as much of a sense of humor.

Here are a few proud owners (names changed to protect the youth).  Coach Martin (center) with Seneca Indian brothers Lee and Harry.  Lee was named the most outstanding distance runner in the championship meet.  All three proudly wear their Poop!

Glenn made a one-of-a-kind GRAND POO-BAH Moose Poop necklace for the coach, here is Glenn wearing it until Coach Martin can send us a photo of himself: